A Haiku
A Haiku:
rotting summer heat
sends cows to sleep, and sparks off
a great firestorm.
First date:
Heat is raging, fire, life,
Squeamish toes spring back in fright,
then lead a charge through the meniscus.
Marching men fall in behind:
Ankles,
Knees,
Navel,
Neck;
To the tingling sound of a phoney war,
a courtship dance, a slow caress,
Between stalwart muscles and coaxing heat,
which melts, and kills and roars,
but rhymes with dream, and sweet.
As the day is washed away,
Yawns emerge, like smoke from battle,
like soap bubbles,
from a slippery consciousness sliding
towards sleep
This is my attempt to write a humourous poem. Its my first attempt so its not that great.
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Hello, I’m Kerry, can you help me please,
I left my purse, up in the gum trees.
They chopped my forest, and my mother got shot,
Now I have to wear shoes coz this concrete’s so hot-
Scratch that-
I’m boiling alive in here!
Whoever said marsupials were warm-blooded-
wins understatement of the year!
But I must plough on-
I swing my bucket through the air,
Skip,
and sing “Please Don’t call me a Koala Bear”
Some kids laugh and some kids scream,
when I invite them home to eat gumleaf ice cream.
If they’ve broken a limb, I say, Be careful next time,
Kenny always warned me- use four paws when you climb
Of course there’s the teenage boy who told me to die
and who called me a possum and made me cry,
but also the child who defended me,
so heroically and tenderly.
And the guy in stubbies just laughs a lot
and tells me to watch Pizza and Idiot Box
(Now I need to hide to have a drink,
or some junior sceptic will start to think
They’re the only one to ever discover
It’s a zipper not a scar from being run over.)
And muscly men will show their hugging side
and pictures’ll show tourists grinning wide,
and prove the existence of giant fauna
Like you’d only find in urban Australia.
Don't read this unless you've read the poem I posted before this. These are some tips on how to read it (after you've tried to figure it out for yourself)
definitions:
Somnambulant= sleepwalking
redox= oxidation and reduction (a type of chemical reaction in which two atoms swap electrons and create a new substance)
malaproprism= mistake in language by using a word that sounds similar but means something completely different
Kowaii= Japanese for scary
Kawaiii= Japanese for cute or good-looking
Oma= Korean for mother
Mommee= Creole for mother
OTher notes:
-There are numerous stories of learners of Japanese mixing up the words "person/human being" (ningen) and "carrot" (ninjin)
- In "Gulliver's travels" the Lilliputians had a war over which end eggs should be broken on
- One of the most famous poems in Japanese literature is about a frog jumping into a pond.
- One of the founders of Italian literature (Petrarch) was a Florentine and wrote soppy love poems
-See if you can work out the other two pieces of literature referred to in the same stanza
This poem is about relationships and difference and what happens when people interact.
I decided to put up some of the poems I wrote as part of my poetry course. I hope you like them. This one is probably the most complicated one. It requires you to think a bit. Read it a few times, and then go to the next blog posting which will have some hints on it.